Wot dats next week, not dis week, wot you on about Bells, I gots a delivery comin today
Well you haf to leave your mum to deal wif the delivery we gotta do our qweshuns fur kevin before we gets there
Well wots if I unpack da delivery and we go fru da qweshuns at same time
Oh ok I can help you unpack da delivery *bella starts sniffing every box *
Bells no you sit ovfur there you getting evfurryfink wet wif your drool
Pffft ok but I just tryin to help , wots in these boxes anyway
Nuffink you be interested in , now you sit ovfur there and get your iPawd out and we fink of da qweshuns fur kevin
Kevin Replied: Wow, dat’s a hard qweschun, I fink I gonna have to fink back an count all da extwa biccies I getted! Usin all me paws an some of mum’s fingers I makes it awound 41 but some of dem had more dan one costume in, me 80s twibue to Bobby an Toby @peemail had 4 costumes!
Question 2: We know You dus the #kevsdressup to raise money for the stroke association in your grandads memory how much haf you raised so far?
Kevin replied: I has waised £2,226.66 so far but dat dusn’t count da gift aid. If hoomins is wurkin an payin tax, dey can tick da gift aid box an da chawity gets more wivvout dem payin a extwa penny! Me gift aid total is £422.50 so added to me actual fundwaisin total ……. (scwatches head wiv paw) dat is too big a sum for me to do even if I counts on all da paws an fingers an toes in me family so it must be loads of munny
Question 3: Do people get to choose wot you dress up as?
Kevin Replied: We likes dem to choose cos even tho mum is gud at doin wot she’s told, she’s lackin in imaginashun. If dey says just do anyfin u wants, it takes her monfs to come up wiv somefin, too much choice. We likes it best when dey tells us da sort of fings dey likes, or gives us a cuple of ideas, den we can choose da one dat wurks best an dusn’t cost us too much to make (cos we cuvfurs all da expenses of da costumes).
Question 4: Wots da hardest dress up you haf ever done?
Kevin replied: There has bin a few for differwent weasons. Da hardest one we twied wos Marylin Munroe but it wos a dwess up too far an it looked nuffin like her an we ended up wastin a load of time an effort an munny an frowed da pics away. Luckily we has bin able to use da costume for ovfur dwess ups since tho. Den Dog Vader wos difficult cos dat fing he wears on his head is impossible to make an da plastic ones dusn’t fit whippets. We ended up stoppin da photoshoot part way froo to make altewashuns to me face mask. Da end wesult isn’t exactly like wot he had but it wos da best we cud do wiv me pointy nose an wivvout bein cwuel BOL. An den there’s da ones I wosn’t too keen on doin, like me Van Helsing an da snowman. Da costumes wos awkward an hot an a bit uncomfy but luckily da furst pics dad taked wos gud so it wosn’t a pwoblem.
Question 5: Haf you evfur had to say NO to a dressup request *bella chips in * I’d rather see you nakid personally you is vewy muscly. Bella don’t you start dat flirting again, I has told you we has to be professional when we at work!
Kevin replied: Oh, dat weminds me, I did a naked one, dat makes 42!
I sometimes has to say no to ones wot Carolyn fwom @WalkandWatch asks for cos she’s mental (she means well tho an we luvs her). At Chwistmas she wanted me to be a cake or a chwistmas twee, we did da panto for her insted, wot wos vewy successful. Den da luvly Steph @knittynorasteph asked me to be a elf dwessed as a puddin, I fink u will agwee dat wos a bit much! I did da Chwistmas fairwy for her insted an she wos happy wiv it so it worked out okay.
In da past we has sed no to some wequests cos dey seemed impossible but evenshally we ushally comes up wiv a way to do dem. By da time me fwends sees dis dey will have seen da one we sed no too for monfs an monfs but den finally gived in and I became kev da hedgehog. I looked vewy silly but it wos in a gud cause an maked @neale_yoshi mum happy.
If we gets a wequest we can’t do den we explains why it won’t wurk an den we can usually suggest somefin similar dat wud wurk. It’s vewy hard to do ovfur anipals cos I is a anipal so we pwefers to do hoomins but some anipals wurks, like when I dwessed as Hawwy @SpanielHarry. Sometimes it’s hard to do hoomins cos dey is borin, I has bin asked to do Simon Cowell but he’s just a bloke, dey has to be distinctive in some way.
Question 6: Haf you got a dress up that you wish someone would ask you to do?
Nope, as I sed, mum has no imagunashun, we needs suggestions to get inspired.
Question 7: Dus you prefer bein a blonde or brunette?
Kevin replied: I pwefers bein a blonde, I fink it fits me compleshun better. Sometimes da bwunette wurks gud as well, like wiv da gurl fwom Abba or da Zayn Malik secwetawy dwess up, but I has a white face (I is gettin on now) an I fink blonde fwames it better, not such a contwast.
Question 8 : Wayne helped you wif da panto are you planning Anuvfur dressup wif him?
Kevin replied: Nevfur in a million years! Wot a nitemare. He wos humpin me an spoilin me dwess, he wos leapin awound like a mad fing an wudn’t sit still. In da end we had to take his pics furst an I just sitted there by me dad lookin at him bein stoopid an shakin me head. We wanted more of us togevfur but it wos hard enuff gettin him to sit still long enuff for dad to pwess da camerwa button. We wants to fank Bella vewy much for usin her photo editin skills an stickin his pic behind me, we gived up on gettin dat one. (Oh no u didn’t, oh yap we did).
I hadn’t twied it till I went on twitter. I weared me coat in da cold weather but it wosn’t until mum twied to get a pic of me in her feavfur boa dat she wealised I wud sit an pose as long as she had a biccie in her hand. An now, da minute me dwessin up box comes, out I is there waitin to put stuff on. Posin comes natuwally to me but wivvout Bella tellin me I had to dwess up for da twitter pawty I mite nevfur have finded out!
Question 10: Dus you get extra tweats for dressing up or dus you just do it cos you loves it and it for charity?
I has got to be honest an admit dat I dus it for da extwa treats an cuddles. Mum asked me to sit beside her an have me pic taken at Chwistmas but as soon as da camerwa comed out I jumped down an stood by da biccie cupboard door. I wudn’t pose till I cud see da biccies an dat wos wivvout even bein asked to wear a costume. I misses me gwandad an I is vewy happy dat I can do somefin in his honour to help ovfur hoomins wot has stwokes but I is just a dog, a dog wot wud do almost anyfin for a biccie BOL.
Squiggs: ah dat was very intewesting wasn’t it Bells? BELLA stop day dweaming
Bella: but I was finking
Squiggs: what about?
Bella: I was finking dat Kevin say he got no imagaination and we can help him wiv day cos I can fink of loads of dwess ups he could do
Squiggs: I don’t fink he will be able to be a bacon rashers BOL
Bella: don’t be silly Squiggs but he could be *Bells dwifts off into her pink mind*
Piglet from winnie da pooh
George from Rainbow
Little miss chatterbox
A pink wafer bisquit
A pink dolphin
Squiggs: BELLA wake up I fink u drifted off der! Anyway whilst Bella finks about pink possibilities for Kevin I fink dat I must just say you can donate to Kevins fundraising without him dressing up for you if you cant think of something for him to dress up as.
DIS DA LINK http://t.co/hjhRiEZRo7 or Just contact @kevinthewhippet for more details cos hes vewy friendly
Kevins got a facebook page too https://www.facebook.com/kevsdressups?fref=ts