Bella and Squiggles Chwistmas message
*taps microphone wiv paw*
Squiggle: “testing 123 testing”
Bella: “will you stop messing about squiggs we got to get our chwistmas message recorded, it be easter by da time we get it done at dis rate”
Squiggle: “what da wush bells?”
Bella: “gwandma eating at home I needs to get back and see if she left me any”
Bella: “we got to do our chwistmas speech, but go on just be quick”
*squiggle gets her folder out on da desk and pulls out a pie chart*
Squiggle: “here is a pie chart Bells”
Bella: “a pie oh lovely, is it bacon pie?”
Squiggle : no a pie chart is a picture to resprents your activity
Bella: “since when you become know all
Squiggle: you knows me Bells, I has to keen me bwain occupied or I gets into mischief!
Bella: oh yeah dat twue. So what da other fings I doing on da pie chart? Da light blue bit?
Squiggle: erm it was fings like going for a pee, ya daddy dance, eating ya chicky and stuff but dey was such small percentages of your activity I just grouped em together on da chart.
Bella: I fink I need to do more dweaming bout pink fings and Bacons, I gonna have to work on dat in 2015
Squiggle: yeah I fought dat too Bells
Bella: so come on get on wiv da speech, has u finished writing it yets, or was you too busy playing wiv ya pie charts!”
Squiggle: dus you want to see mine?
Bella: I knows what will be on yours…………………being a pickle 100%!
Squiggle: has you been looking in my puter files Bells! Pfft! Bahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
*squiggle sets up microphone and clears her froat*
“2014 has been another busy and eventful year in our lives and those of our country”
Bella: “what have you written!”
Squiggle: “what wrong wiv dat, it twue”
Bella: ok just get on with it
Squiggle: I will have to start again now you has interrupted me
“2014 has been another busy and eventful year in our lives and those of our country. Bella and I have watched with concern and send positive thoughts for all those that have lost a loved one if it was a two legged or four legged one we hope your Christmas can be a time for happy thoughts and memories.
I would like to thank all those that have shopped with Kind4k9 this year and we hope to see you in the new year when we will have some amazing offers.
we would like to fank our speshul friend @EricMcBrug for keepin a record of pals birfdays so we can wish em all a vewy happy birfday on our birfday blog evfurry munf we wuvs you vewy much and hopes you haf a luvly cwismas Eric
We would like to wish everyone a Happy Christmas and I would like to fank you all for reading our blog in 2014 , and we would look forward to entertaining you in 2015, and we wish all our friends a very Happy and safe Christmas and a healthy and happy 2015”
Bella: dat was nice dat Squiggs, lets go have a bacon sandwich and den get cyber twain home so we can be with our families this christmas”
Squggle: yeah I hopes this chwistmas is filled wiv sofa snuggles and bacon for you bells”
Bells: “ I got to twy get da bacon before gwandma does”
Squiggle: “yeah ur gwanmas a pickle”
Bellla: she sure is Squiggs, love you and I see you soon
Squiggle: yeah love you to Bells
* da gurls make der way home to der families for some chwistmas cuddles*