Bella; dats da booty of it I can talk to my lady Sarah who is also mookies arnty Sarah so she knows all about des fings
Squiggle; oh I know who you mean , she’s an alfies foundatshun advisor too isn’t she , oh ok yep that’s gweat bells lets go
Bella ; can I haf a bag of bacon sticks while I’m here so mums cut back my rations.
Bella ; errrrrrrrrr okay can I haf. Packet of da chicky sticks then please pfffttt who says mums know every fink
bella grunts fanks
They munch happily on their warrotts lookin at da horses n wabbits in da fields as they are on da cyber train to visit Sarah waters aka Sarah alfieslaw waters aka @sedgewick100.
Helllllllllooooooooo lady Sarah where are you tis me n squiggle come to raid Boos tweat cupboard
Squiggle; Bells shhh wot has I told you wait fur tweats to be offered
Bella ; oh poop I keep fur gettin wot if she fawgets to offer
Squiggle; well you archly gonna fade away fur couple of hours are you tubs
Bella ; ok I twy again Hellllloooooo lady Sarah we as awwived any chance of a cuppa *whispers* don’t fink cuppa classed as tweat but she might put few tweats on da tray.
Squiggle; I give up , you got answer fur evryfink I fort I was da smart one
Hello you two, welcome to sunny Devon, of course you can have a cuppa, and help yourself to treats Bells, Boo shares everything, especially for two bootiful ladies like you two, no bacon sticks though, sorry, they give Boo a poorly tummy (Best not to go there !!) He likes ice cream best, he has a baby cone of Hockings, it’s made locally and is the bestest.
Bella; can you introduce us to everyone Peeease I wanna meet da pusscats n da bunny and I wants to play wif Boo *whoops* *giggles*
Squiggle; looks like we haven’t to shy Bella today, keep an eye on her Sarah you nevfur know wots next when she’s like this.
Let me introduce you to my furry family,
firstly we have Jacob cat,
he is ginger and white, he was a rescue, about 6 when we got him and he is now about 16, he suffers with diabetes, but, is currently in remission, then we have
then we have Matty and Monty cats, Matty is the nutty tabby and Monty is the black one, they are blood brothers, believe it or not, they are 5, then there is Boo, he is the baby, even though he is the biggest, he was 2 in January, there you have it, the Waters zoo !! Oh, all my cats are obsessed with dreamies, they loves them.
Bella ; hello Boo tis gweat to meet you , my speshul fwend mookie said to say hello to you.
Boo; hello bells yep he’s told me about your speshul fwendship and your pink END BSL bandana, I’m glad you are here cos I has got an askbella queshun n wif mum so busy with the Alfies law foundation I don’t get much puter time, so I not been able to email you wif it .
Squiggle; right Sarah looks like bells is in askbella mode so I had better ask you a few queshuns until we gets her back, she’s so easily distracted.
Ok Squiggs fire away.
Squiggle; I know Bells as a couple of queshuns for you but I was wondering how and why you got involved with alfies law
I first got involved about this time last year, I had been made redundant, had a bit more spare time on my hands and thought I would check out Twitter, it was here that I met Alfie, @alfiebeardie, and I thought to myself, I like what this pup is trying to do, so I followed him and just RT’d at first, as Twitter was so new to me and I didn’t really know what I was doing, but, I got hooked, and from then on, I have tried to help Alfie and his mum as much as possible, along with a great many others, and, I have made some great friendships too.
Squiggle; as an advisor what do you do
Basic things to do are, on Twitter, RT the foundation, make people aware of what we are trying to achieve, tell them that they can donate, get their pets a bandana, and, now, also wristbands, but, also we post on Facebook groups, write to newspapers, tweet celebs, get articles in local papers, etc, anything to raise awareness, to help as many not so fortunate animals as possible, you two and my lot are the lucky ones, lots are not lucky at all. We also try to find ways of raising funds, so, if anyone reading this has any ideas, please let us know. Also, don’t forget to show support with a twibbon, I can always do it for people if they get stuck.
Bella comes running in, boo is firsty ladysarah he says to ask you fur a cup of tea
Squiggle; Bella I doubt boo even drinks tea, not all dogs like it
Bella; oh but he might like to twy it and if he not like it I can finish it for him
Boo not tried tea before, but, I will make you one, maybe you could let him try yours ?
Bella; lady Sarah you wurk in a shoe shop named after me, is da bags pink?
Oh Bells, we do have pink bags, we have just had some really pretty and dainty evening bags, pink with white spots, plus, pink everyday bags too.
Bella; do you sell many pink shoes?
we have lots of pink shoes, I have three pairs, and, my pink sandals I wear as my work shoes, I always think of you when wearing them. Pink seems to be ‘in’ at the moment Bells, luckily for you.
Bella; wots wrong wif Boo back legs cos he looks bit wobbly like my grumpy bruv
Squiggle;Bella I fort you were payin wif boo
Bella; I was but he bit ouchy so I fort you cud go n giv him a massage n I talk to lady Sarah
Squiggle; I can’t do massages bells I only get them, I got no fumbs,i haf a lickle rest keepin an eye on you is hard work.
Bella;oh ok I fink he snoozing now
Squiggle; did you answer his askbella queshun
Bella; nope need ladysarah to help wif dat one
I am an honourary Arnty to Mookie, so, they are not real cousins, we not met Mookie or his mum, yet, only talk on Twitter or Facebook, but, we all have a lot in common and all want to help the animals.
Boo has hip dysplacia, his bones have not grown properly, but, he is on pain killers and we are going to be giving him glucosamine tablets, hopefully they will help, we live near the sea, so, can take him swimming, I was talking to @spanielharry, and he suggested hydrotherapy, it helped him, so, we will be doing that too, but, he is not letting it stop him, he stills chases his tennis ball like a loon, we just don’t throw it high, and, he is still helping me promote Alfies’s Law Foundation, he is always wearing his foundation banana with pride.
Bella: i needs to say fanks to you n Boo cos wen you showed Boo in his luvly banana fwom www.waggycampers.co.uk I went n had a peek , I was impwessed to see Boo has a banana named after him n I buyed a pink one fwom them, tis gweat that they are making the Alfieslaw bandanas
Okeydokey lady Sarah can you play 5fings wif us?
Squiggle; I fort we weren’t doin dat anymore
Bella; I know but I likes it , if I can’t do dat can I ask 5 qwick unsensored queshuns
Squiggle; NO! We play 5 fings
5 fings we know about lady Sarah
She Wurks in Bella’s shoe shop
You puts Alfie twibbon a on people’s pics fur em
They used to haf a camper van
She’s got pink dressing gown
5fingswe not know about lady Sarah
Ooh, this is difficult, I’m not very exciting, but, here goes.
1. I had a hot air balloon ride for my 40th birthday, it was amazing and I want to do it again, ooh, it was a champagne ride too.(Bella looks confoosed, squiggle I pops balloons wot if lady sarah was in last balloon I popped? Squiggle: tis ok Bells she’s here so she obviously wasn’t, *whispers* to Sarah sometimes its quicker and easier to just go along with her.
2. I LOVE sheep, just as well as they are every where here.
3. We are going to get another van to convert, we love days out and a cuppa and a bacon butty in the van.
4. I have been to New York twice, and, it was awesome, want to go again, but, at Christmas.
Fanks lady Sarah has been gweat to catch up wif you and Boo, has he got his boomer ball yet, I didn’t see it in da garden.
No, it hasn’t arrived yet, should be here very soon, I’ve told him all about it and he can’t wait.
I see you gif Boo pigs ears has , you got one I cud nibble on da way home?
Squiggle; Bella you haf eaten enuf today
Thank you for visiting is today,it has been lovely, you must come again soon. she then sneaks a few pigs ears into bellas bag while squiggle isn’t watching *whispers* enjoy them later Bells
Bella; before we gets da cyber twain has you got any fink you wants to add about alfies law foundatshun or anyfink else?
We has put da link here http://www.alfieslaw.co.uk/
this is where you can sign the petition and pas it around to your friends and family to sign http://tinyurl.com/k9ktbcr
Just can everyone please look at the website, sign the petition and share it as much as possible, please, animals need a voice, we must be that voice, apart from you Bella, I think you make enough noise already, lol.
I cant wear purple it not my colour so I has got a one off cos I wants to show my support
squiggle;thanks fur today Sarah gweat to see you, there’s not many places I can take our bells and know she can get away wif da chaos she can sumtimes cause.
Bella: STOP I HAS HAD A FORT
Squiggle : oh noooooooooooooo
Bella; lady sarah said we is in Devon is dat near devonia where Hawwy lives
Squiggle:; NO, Nowhere near *whispers to Sarah* Harry has enough on his plate at moment wifout Bells turning up on his doorstep