Squiggle: BELLA !
Bella: Hello Squiggle I’m so excited , HAWWY ! Wot you doin here?
Harry; you told me to bwing sticks
Harry : Hellooo Bells , Squiggle thought as you were going to intervoo Mookie she might need back up
Squiggle: Yep cos as your Kane @angelshair01 is my twitter Bro I need to keep an eye on you and Hawwy they was meant to be bacon sticks, silly spanner, I fort everyone knows sticks where Bells is concerned is bacon sticks, oh I hope I has got enuf wif me now
Bella: but evfuryone knows Kane is my boyfwend and Mookie is my speshul fwiend so tis ok, I know Kane not been on twitter lately but he has been emailing me. He knows all about Mookie and is glad Mookie keeps an eye on me when he’s not around they are gweat friends.I has got a bag of sticks wif me do you want one?
Squiggle: See hawwy I told you she says all this n yep I will be pawfeshunal but I know as soon as we get there she will fawget it all and be all flirty Bells
Harry: Dis is twue my fweind dis is twue
Bella; pfffft I can do pawfeshunal , I wanna know about Nay’s new job as an advisor on Alfies new website, by da way are we intervooin Alfie soon about his new charity and website soon.
Squiggle: Told you Hawwy she’s rambling, she does that when she’s excited, I’ve got no hope of getting a serious intervoo done wif her like dis.
Harry: She got like dis last time she intervooed me towards the end, cos she herd Maggie and wanted to go and see her.
Squiggle: She gets so easily distracted
MOOKIE MOOKIE where are you? We are here, Bella runs round in circles looking for Mookie
Squiggle & Harry: BELLS SIT!
Squiggle: Dats why I wanted you here as backup Hawwy, I knew she would go loopy.
Harry:Squiggle ,How do you work wif her all the time? it’s a job in itself controlling Bella
Bella: I has my queshuns ready , I’m a pawfeshunal.
mookie is double checking his notes
Mookie arrives Bella can’t stop staring at him and passes Squiggle her questions
Mookie stares longingly and lovingly at Bella…….*sigh*…..and hands her flowers ‘for yoo speshal wun’
Squiggle: Herrow Mookie , I hope yoo not mind that Hawwy is here to help me control bells! We cant wait to intervoo you, and Bella well she just cant keep her eyes of ya! BOL BOL. Hawwy I gonna hand over to you to start da questions
Hawwy: Why dus your mum campaign fur dogs? And what got her started?
Okey dokey, tiz like dis; mum believes dat evwywun shud hav a voice n de way de law stands wiv de bweed spesiflic legislashon, we dogs dat looks a certain way don’t….de law sez dat certain bweeds & ‘types’ can be nabbed by de polis den banged up jus coz of how dey looks, an nuffink to do wiv wever dey is norty or not. Tiz vewy vewy sad, coz sum waits months n months before dey goze to cort, dey not lowed to see der hooman family at all, sum get weally ill in de kennels and den…….*wipes away tear*……and den sum gets zempted in de cort an can go homez, an sum gets sent over de wainbow…all coz of how dey looks, nuffink else. Mum got involved coz of me, wen I woz an ickle pup we lived in Londinium & lotses of hoomans showted at me, n spat at me, n kicked me….coz dey sawed me an fort dat I ‘looked like’ a norty dog…mum sez its coz de laws bin about for nearly 22 yrs and dey bin conditioned to dis wey of finking, she sez its portent to share de educashon bowt dogs, dis law and uver dog laws, an twy an change de hooman’s perspshon. She bin meeting up wiv lots of like minded hoomans, dey’ve tort mum more an she duz pass it on. Der’s sum gwate gwoops of hoomanz out der, like DDA Watch, dey help lots wen dogs are seized…..I fink I gots der card sumware, yoo never no wen sumone mite need it, here yoo are
Bella: I want to talk to Mookie now, I be sensible I pwomise, How old are you Mookie? Can I look at your tail again tis luverly tail.
I iz 6 dis year, young enuff to still have sum bounce I hopes…..*mookie turns around & whispers* Yoo are more bootiful in weal life, yor picfurs do not do yoo justice…..*sighs*….
Bella: I loves food but what do you like to eat Mookie?
I luuuuuuuubs food, I fink my favorite nomnom’z iz erm…..spag bol, I lubs spag bol, an chicklin, I lubs chicklin, and….erm…..wotever de mum’z iz eating for shnuppy, dough I don’t always gets dat……ooooo, I made sumfing speshal for yoo….
Do you know where the doggie on your Facebook page got her pink and white lead?
Dats Sapphie, she and Cobalt be de Canine Cwusaders, dey woz seized for bein ‘pit bull type’ pups….haz yoo seen der pics!….dey zempted now and do lots of educashon & demonstrating wound de BSL….I arksed Sapphie’s mum, de lovely lady Carol, an she sed she gots it on Ebay…
Oh and Tell us about your mums new role as advisor with Alfie?
Shhhhhhh, dat be secwet wole, she being ‘invisible visor’, but vewy cited by de Chawitable Foundashon dat Alfie’s Law’s becoming…hopefully can help de nanimals far & wide wherever tiz needed. I fink dat she bin arksed for de BSL side of fings, she an Alfie bin standin ‘shoulder to shoulder’ for getting all de nanimals justice. Yoo haz bootiful ayes Bella…..
*Mookie starts singing* Yoo n I mus makes a pack….we muss bwing de bacon back…..ware der iz luuuuub, I’ll be derrrrrrr……I weach owt my paw to yooooo, I hav faif in all yooo doooo, jus call my naaaaame an I’ll beeeee deeeeeer……
Bella and Mookie sit staring at each other so Harry and Squiggle have to take over and speak to Nay.
Harry: It is loverly to meet you Nay and we is so pleased you have let us intervoo you and Mookie, maybe you can tell us a little about yourself?
Hello Harry & Squiggle its lovely to meet you also, please excuse Mookie, he’s….erm….a little caught up in the moment. What can I tell you; I live with Jen, Mookie and the 4 cats; Grebo, Spike, Milly and Abi. I recently moved from London to Surrey, on the river. Its really lovely and full of dog friendly people. I believe in supporting and advocating for those who don’t have a voice, and dislike any sort of injustice. I have a blue Beetle that we love going down to the West Country in and one day we hope to actually move to Devon, though nothing planned as yet. I work as a palliative care nurse in a local hospice, which can be very sad, but also very happy & funny at times; we’ve even had a litter of puppies born in a patients room, and all animals are allowed to visit, which is lovely. I couldn’t imagine my life without animals to share it with, and I’ve made everyone of them the promise that I will look after them for ever. I also support spurs, but that’s another story…….
Abi Milly Spike Grebo
Squiggle: We would love to know more about Mookie, quickly whilst he and Bells are still staring at each other totally oblivious to us, tell us his norty habits?
He turned up on our doorstep when he was 6 weeks old, having been rescued by a neighbour who’s dog didn’t like him. I wasn’t really expecting a tiny pup when I opened the door, so it was a bit of a shock…
He’s actually quite a good boy, but his worse habit is probably eating the cat food when he gets the chance,
and barking loudly at the pigeons on the roof…..and, when he gets really distracted looking at something across the road he has been known to walk into lampposts, gates etc (although that’s not really norty, more silly)…and his worst habit, playing on the big computer or iphone when I’m not looking. He was very pesky as a little one, used to get himself into all manner of scrapes with the cats…here’s a picture of him at 8 weeks old.
Harry: Whats dis about you becoming an Alfies law advisor , wot you gonna be doin?
I’m going to be one of several who will help to make decisions as to where help can be directed….makes us sound like super hero’s lol, I need a cape…..I’m keeping a little quite about my role at present though….so shhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Harry: Squiggle look at them, theres no way we are going to be able to get her away from him *mookie and Bella holding paws*
Squiggle: Don’t worry Hawwy I always cawwy spare bacon sticks wen Im wif Bells, even Mookie wont keep her fwom them. BELLA COME ON BACON STICKS TIME
Bella:Oh but I want to stay wif Mookie, he gonna show me his pusscats, cant you come back and get me later.
Squiggle: This is our last packet , I don’t know if we can get them again *whispers to Harry* watch how fast she moves
Bella: Oh im weady bye bye Mookie was luverly to meet you in pawsun, fankyou fur my bunch of warrotts and I loves your pink house
Bye Squiggle n Hawwy, pop wound anytime….
BYE BELLA I LUBS YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO……..MUM…WE NEEDS TO BUY BACON STICKS NOW…..I fink Squig may hav dem in her shop……
Bella; Wow dats amazing , Wot you doin Squiggle?
Squiggle; Wellas dis was such a dpeshul day fur you and wif all Mookies mums good work and the launch of AlfiesLawFoundation today I am twying to hack into puter Bella: oh can you call it a mookie code?
Squiggle; ok enter discount code ‘mookie’ for 10% off orders over £5 at www.kind4k9.co.uk fwom today until Monday fur 10% off, Bells can you whip up sum posters for me please.